there comes a time in every man’s life when he must answer his calling
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, no homo, but ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
Sarah Jessica Parker and Robert Downey, Jr. at a Michael Dukakis Benefit Cocktail Party in 1988
damn girl if i could rearrange the alphabet i’d put H U G E D I C K together because that’d be funny as hell.. wait where are you going. date me…